Baldness Jokes

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHH

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.

your hairline is so back its not even a hair line cuz your bald. LOL

your hairline is so bald Mr. Clean even said its bald

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD

Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.