Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
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one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, âLook at it this way: Iâm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.ââ âI still donât get itâ responded the Little Johnny. âWhy donât you sleep on it then? Maybe youâll understand it better,â said the dad. âOkay then...good nightâ said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brotherâs crying. He went to his baby brotherâs crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parentâs room to get help. When he got to his parentâs bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasnât there. So he went to the maidâs room. When he looked through the maidâs room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ââOH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!ââ
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Iâm alive baby
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
How many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: âUgh, thatâs the ugliest baby Iâve ever seen!â The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: âThe driver just insulted me!â The man says: âYou go up there and tell him off. Go on, Iâll hold your monkey for you.â
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers donât cry when you put a load in it.