So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be - Au - Ti - Full!
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
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Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C.