Attention

Attention Jokes

Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. Weโ€™d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

rizz

are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

A note for my old English Teacher:

Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~

@DreamBlue

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

ATTENTION
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WIFE AND
WHEELCHAIR
MISSING!
REWARD FOR
WHEELCHAIR
IECIE
FOLLOW ME
ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE
@GOINGONCETWICE SOLD

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

ATTENTION
"
HUSBAND AND
WHEELCHAIR
MISSING!
REWARD FOR
WHEELCHAIR
FOLLOW ME
ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE
@GOINGONCETWICESOLD

Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Or is she asking her son, โ€œDo you know Newton?โ€ The boy said, โ€œNo, I donโ€™t know.โ€ She said to him, โ€œIf you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!โ€ The boy said, โ€œOk, do you know Ikhlod?โ€ She said to him, โ€œNo, who is she?โ€ He said to her, โ€œIf you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.โ€ The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.