Newest Appreciation Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

Alastor: You know, Charlie, thanks
to your hotel scheme, I've learned
to appreciate the little things in
life and death.
Charlie: Yes! Good, Al! Like what?
Alastor: All the usual things: my
first ever radio broadcast, helping
my mother cook, and being the first
ever person to actually strangle
someone with their intestines.

Many people don't appreciate how
huge the sun actually is, so I
added a banana for scale

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.

i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻

if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".

The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC

Quote for the day

I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.

“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”

Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen

small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.