Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
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spread the cat gun.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?