I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
I go balls deep in your mum with no power
ELECTRICITY
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
