Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Q. what walks through alleys and has hole in in it. A. batman's parents
what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike ππππ - .
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend π« when suddenly a man πΆtook all of our bowling pins! π³ I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant π±. I instantly realized it was Penaldo π‘
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and saysβHey man, youve got a pair of balls!β The nun says, βI didnt wanna be drafted either....β
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
