Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
