Advice Jokes

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say

Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"

my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant

As a older brother I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room I see my sister giving married me blow jobs. I ask what are you doing the married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you tole me to do your best and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.

yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL

Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble

why can orphans only watch G rated movies?

because they had no parental guidance.

asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?