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Adult Jokes

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute? If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

If two feminazis are carpet munchers which one in the lesbian relationship cooks? They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ โ˜บ๏ธ

Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china

Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was a gay male ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ›Œ โฐ๏ธ โœ‹๏ธ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ—ฝ

๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ What does the initials GOP stand for? ๐Ÿ‘ฌ Gay man On Penis

๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ“บ What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are โœ๏ธ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom