what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her butt and said I have the power.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Why did Stephen Hawkins wife leave him...she was sick of buying triple A battery's
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
