What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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βThe things in our head are far worse than anything they could put in books or in filmβ
- C.K. Webb
What do call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do youβ HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
When you hear your momβs car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
