Tracking devices?
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The Earth quakes and the sky rumbles,
As the inevitable draws near.
They try to hide from his overwhelming glory,
But it is too late.
The legend is upon us.
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The anon who made this joke is still around. Anon, if you are seeing this, please comment.
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
Anon's unregistered account: https://worstjokesever.com/~Anonymous
If anybody has a problem with me, state them in the comments. That way I can deal with you personally so you can stop talking shit about me behind my back. That is if you really do have a problem with me. Otherwise, your good friend Chxl is lying and that people hate me.
I feel like the new polls thing is gonna become very annoying.
Imagine being a furry.
F*ck Black Lives Matter.
It should be All Lives Matter.
@LovelyPerv
@LovelyPerv
I am confused about how I lost 80 followers. Enlighten me if you can, please.
Guy Fact #8: Believe it or not, guys have feelings. They just have trouble showing it due to their extreme competitiveness and (in some cases) self-esteem issues. Men cry too. Don't forget that.
Guy Fact #7: *Man goes out for a run* Man: "If I don't reach that post before that car, I'm gonna die."
Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.
Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.
Looks like we got another update. Thanks for, once again, improving the website, Matt!
For the boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoK_qhRrA8
Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.
Guy Fact #4: Guys hate entitled, egotistical, self-centred, vegan, and obnoxiously feminist karens.
Guy Fact #3: When going up the stairs behind a girl, a guy will always look down.
Guy Fact #2: Guys always wake up in the morning with boners.
I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).
Let's begin, shall we?
Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.
