Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack? U shove them down his throatđ¤Łđ
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
Whatâs the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I donât microwave forks
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
Whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of children
I started crying when dad started cutting onions. Onions was a good dog.
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, Here comes the plane.
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
LEWENGOALSKI
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
