gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
ur hairline to put back lookin like u got slapped up by will smith
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
Is laughing a problem? Laughing at what? I want to jump. Jump- what? Jump of the hook
Roses ate red violets are blue. You belong in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there to. Just not in a cage I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke. Just look in the mirror😊😆😆😅😋😘😮😮🙂😅
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!!!
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF I HAD A BRICK, I’D THROW IT AT YOU
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU TAKE KIRBY’S FOOD, HE WILL STAB YOU
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON’T WANNA SAY THIS, BUT I HAVE THE FLU.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree... The apples get picked
