I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer