I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Yo dad is like a boomerang;he never comes back.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at clash royal? A: Because they lost 2 of there towers
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
